Right now it is snowing outside, but it’s not the cool snow. You know, the snow that floats down and sticks to stuff, and you can pick it up and throw it at a stranger’s car and/or face. Nope, it’s the heavy huge snowflakes that come plummeting towards your windshield and automatically turns into a huge splat of water. Or when you are walking in it you just get soaked and it’s cold. That fucking mutant snow.
Sitting in a coffee shop on a Saturday night can be kind of fun. Except when the person sitting next to you is talking loudly on the phone in another language, like what is happening to me now. If you are going to talk loudly on the phone at least speak English so the rest of us can enjoy whatever you are enjoying, so much that you have to scream with enthusiasm. What loud phone conversation would be enjoyable to hear? The one where he’s talking about how he got so smashed the night before and woke up in the morning in an alley way full of homeless people with the words “Stick Penis Here” on his butt. What that never happened to you?
I went to Guitar Center yesterday in hopes of buying an electric-acoustic guitar. Could have gone for the mediocre $350 Ibanez, or the much better $800 Parkwood. So i could get the Parkwood within a couple weeks but blow my savings on it. But I will do the responsible thing and wait it out. My goal is to record some performances and get those videos up here. And be a whore.
Tags: coffee shop, guitar, ibanez, loud talking, parkwood, snow, weather
