Archive for May, 2008

My “Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” Review

May 23, 2008

2.5 out of 5

Surprisingly enough, for a huge movie fan, I was never an Indiana Jones fan. There was always something about ANY movie that had a story that largely involved archeology or ancient dusty settings that bored me. Indiana Jones was always all about that stuff. Before deciding to see the new Indy flick I decided to watch, for the first time in its entirety, The Raiders of the Lost Ark, and it turned out I enjoyed it quite a bit. I had already seen The Last Crusade in before, but not in a long time. I don’t think I ever saw Temple of Doom. As you are now aware, I am not the most credible Indiana Jones reviewer, but what should comfort you is that I am not entirely biased like most Indy maniacs. So, maybe my opinion of the new film won’t be so insignificant after all.

I gave this film a lot of credit going in mostly due to Steven Spielberg being the director. I can’t think of the last horrible Spielberg film I saw. The film starts with a few fast cars, and I was thrilled at that(I am a huge car and racing fan so they got me all happy at the start). It didn’t take them even ten minutes to get Indy on to the screen, which was good. However, when he got pulled out of the trunk of the car and they put the camera on his face my positive feelings sunk a bit. I automatically thought to myself, “Do they expect me to believe that this old guy can still do what he used to do?”. As the film went on, that thought was settled by great action sequences and no ridiculous stunt work to make it look like this old-ass Indy was actually doing back flips.

I thought Harrison Ford did a great job acting-wise, and we haven’t seen that from him in quite some time. I also didn’t mind the introduction of Shia LeBouf into the series, and I thought his character and story were pretty solid. He did some cool stunt work in this one too, and played the 50’s-greaser to its max. Cate Blanchett has always been great in everything she has done, and it wasn’t any different in this. But I don’t see her winning an Oscar or something to that caliber, she just was overall pretty solid.

My favorite thing about Indy 5 was that all the action was really good. Spielberg knows how to shoot this stuff well and there was nothing changing that here. Car chases in the jungle are always fun, and throwing in a sword fight was awesome. Again, I was mostly bored with all the ancient mumbo-jumbo and I KNOW that is the point of everything Indy, but it’s not for everyone so let’s cut me some slack.

My biggest problem was with the BULL-SHIT story line. I really can’t explain too much more about that until everyone has had ample time to see the flick. So I will post that reason later this week when everyone SHOULD have seen it by.

I can’t speak for Indiana Jones fans, but I did see it with an avid fan. Her opinion, as an Indy maniac, was that it was a pretty big let-down for her. Not the movie as a whole, but the entire backing story which, let’s face it, makes up most of a movie. I was also let down as I was rather excited after watching Raiders the day before. There were very few “Indy moments” like in all the other films: moments that define it as an INDIANA JONES FILM as opposed to just another action flick.

I think everyone should see it regardless. It is an enjoyable film, and it is also a historically important film in film history. I am not hoping for a new Indiana Jones film after this one. The things I feel they need to do to redeem themselves are things that an old and gray Indiana Jones can’t do. Just leave it be.

The Best News In The Late Night World

May 19, 2008

Jimmy Fallon
From NBC.com:

NBC has identified the last piece in its late night succession plan, naming Jimmy Fallon as the new host of “Late Night” when Conan O’Brien moves to “The Tonight Show” in 2009.

THE BEST NEWS IN THE WORLD!!

I heard rumors about this about a month before the official announcement was made and was hoping and hoping and hoping for it to come true. Jimmy Fallon is one of my favorite people that I don’t see enough of. I loved all his work on SNL and he was always pretty good in his films. His musical comedy was mostly pretty awesome too.

I am going to have a hell of a night EVERY night once this switch happens. I am already a huge Conan fan, so now I have Conan on at 11:30PM and then Jimmy Fallon on at 12:30AM EVERY night. I will never get any sleep come 2009.

Here’s some of my favorite Jimmy Fallon stuff
:

2001 VMA Intro

Revenge of The Sith Parody

Idiot Boyfriend
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OAuLmQYUD9o

My “Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” Review

May 18, 2008

Prince Caspian Poster

4.5 out of 5

I never got a chance to watch the first Narnia movie before watching the sequel. I saw it way back when it came out on DVD, but it wasn’t very fresh in my mind. Nevertheless, I enjoyed Prince Caspian a whole lot more than expected.

When Prince Caspian started out I was expecting to be lost without any memory of the first film, but that was not the case. The film was great on two levels: 1. as a sequel showing the older children and how they have grown with experience, also the different world of Narnia 2. as a stand-alone film about a long lost world trying to fight back for it’s existence against a harsh nation of man. This film had tons more action and fighting than the first one, that is one thing I noticed without a problem. I found that to be a fantastic change of pace for the franchise. The battles were all amazing and seeing the four kids jump back into action was incredible.

I was INCREDIBLY surprised to find out that this movie had a 2hr 20min running time. This movie flew by with excitement and I NEVER felt the effects of the time while watching. A couple complaints I have comeacross have been the lack of fantasy and wonder like in the first film, and the short time Aslan appears. I, personally, thought both of those facts about the film worked FOR the film. I think the lack of fantasy and wonder work for the part of the story about Narnia being gone and underground for hundreds of years. The lack of Aslan in the movie is also true, but again I think it HELPED the story. When he does show up it is at a great time and in a perfect way.

After the first Chronicles of Narnia came out there were a bunch of films trying to capitalize on the Narnia type fantasy-adventure. A couple were decent, but most just tried too hard and failed. What Prince Caspian did so right, and what the imitators failed at so badly, they kept it simple. Within the first 20 minutes of Caspian the plot for the rest of the movie had been laid out and it didn’t take any ridiculous or annoying twists. It made the film so much easier to be enjoyed without having to worry about following confusing plot points. If you enjoyed the first Narnia film than there is NO doubt you will enjoy this one. If you didn’t see the first Narnia film, you are missing out on the wonders of Narnia, but you will love this film regardless.

Duffy

May 18, 2008

I first heard of Duffy from the Lefsetz Letter but never actually checked her out. The very first thing I heard about her was that she was like Amy Winehouse, but better. I am not a fan of Amy Winehouse’s soul music so I did not rush to find out more about Duffy.

I just caught a performance of Duffy on Conan O’Brien and my first impressions are that I am impressed, and surprised that I liked it. For one, I think Amy Winehouse is hideous and I don’t like her singing. Also, I do not believe anything that the press and tabloids have to say about any stars, but there is no getting around the fact that Winehouse is a drug addicted toothless weirdo. When I watched Duffy on Conan I heard her single and saw her for the first time. She is way hotter than Winehouse and she sounds a lot better too.

Talking with my good friend, he told me about how he was annoyed that Duffy is being marketed as the new Winehouse. I told him that’s just the major label marketing style: in this instance trying to sell one product, Duffy, as better by comparing it with another once hit product, Winehouse. The comparison isn’t necessarily wrong, but it just puts a taint on the performer by turning away potential listeners like my friend. It also delayed my interest in finding her until I had accidentally seen her on TV.

I’m going to grab Duffy’s music and check it out. I am mostly stubborn when it comes to trying new forms of music, but as of the recent year I’ve opened up a whole lot and this is a new way to go.

Celebrating 20 Years of Freedom from the Uterus…

May 16, 2008

…and 13 years sober from breast milk.

It is now 11:59 pm and my 20th Birthday is coming to an end….aaand its gone.

In the past few years I have always managed to fuck shit up right before my birthday and have left everyone mad at me just so my mom can force them to show up to a surprise birthday party that NO ONE wants to be at. Oh the memories.

All I can say is that THIS has been the most amazing Birthday I have had in years and It wouldn’t have been so without everyone…you.

It started off like a traditional birthday. My mother waking me up at 7 AM to sing while I grunt and turn away to go back to sleep. Then I got to work and was greeted with many Birthday wishes from the Goodies crew. Only to be one-upped by a balloon in the Ice-Cream side. Only to be one-upped by a note in my locker to look in the other locker and got a donut.

After work I ran over to the party house and was immediately hazed and had markers shoved up my butt…wait that was yesterday. Today I walked in to find a cake with a picture of me doing a form of mating-call-dance-art. I then received a Speed Racer Mach 5 and a Jane Austen Biography with a RACONTEURS CONCERT TICKET INSIDE!! (i will post a video soon explaining the unexplainable Jane Austen Biography)

And thank you to everyone far and near for sending me a Birthday Wish on this facebook wall of mine. I will never forget this. Time to go jerk off with my tears of happiness.

Speed Racer: The Message

May 12, 2008

The Wachowski brothers’ first venture since the Matrix Trilogy captures the heart of the all-against-one theme, and adds amazing environments, intense racing, and a fantastic story. The races, the cars, and the colorful characters and environments give a great feel to the whole experience. However, it is clear to most people and critics that the dialogue was not even close to the strong point of the film.

For me, sunk deep in the adrenaline rushes and the cheesy dialogue, was a great resonating story. The character called Royalton is the main enemy in the film. He owns a huge corporation, Royalton Industries, and tries to get Speed and Racer Inc. to join with him and be sponsored. Racer Inc., led by Pops Racer, is an independent company and prides itself in that tradition. The superb driving skills of Rex Racer, and then Speed Racer, is what has kept them in the runnings with corporate sponsored drivers. When Speed rejects Royalton’s offer, Royalton becomes infuriated and promises Speed that he will never cross the finish line again. He also tells Speed of a long tradition of corporate corruption in the biggest race of the year, The Grand Prix.

The character of Royalton almost seems like a very cartoonish version of today’s corporate leaders, but then you realize it is not such a far fetched portrayal. Royalton talked about special deals that were being made to fix races so that certain corporations could raise their stocks, in the end only concerned about themselves and more money. A practice that does nothing but taint the great sport of racing. Speed represents the one who just loves to race, and is all that is good in the sport. He joins Racer X in the fight to keep all that is sacred in the sport alive and out of greedy hands.

There is a scene in the movie where Royalton fraudulently accuses Racer Inc of cheating, making Racer Inc. lose credibility to the public’s eye. The media then writes in papers about “Racer Inc., a family of cheaters”. Speed points to the article and says, “There has got to be something we can do about this.” Pops replies, “We can’t, corporations control the media.” HOW fucking true is that statement? Very in today’s world. The people are controlled by what the media tells them, and the corporations control what the media tells the people. In 2004, 5 corporations controlled the media which doesn’t leave many points of view<http://www.corporations.org/media/>. FAIR(Fairness and Accuracy In Reporting) is a great group that monitors the media and the many biases.

From the FAIR website:

Independent, aggressive and critical media are essential to an informed democracy. But mainstream media are increasingly cozy with the economic and political powers they should be watchdogging. Mergers in the news industry have accelerated, further limiting the spectrum of viewpoints that have access to mass media. With U.S. media outlets overwhelmingly owned by for-profit conglomerates and supported by corporate advertisers, independent journalism is compromised.

Ultimately, FAIR believes that structural reform is needed to break up the dominant media conglomerates, establish independent public broadcasting, and promote strong, non-profit alternative sources of information.

Also check out this page which explains what is wrong with the media.

The character of Speed Racer represents FAIR and anyone else fighting against these types of control over things they love.

I can also put the situation of the characters, Royalton and Speed, in comparison with the Music Industry. Royalton being one of the Big Four and Speed Racer being a talented aspiring artist. The big labels want only what is marketable, what sells, but what they still don’t get is that what sells is what’s real. Most of the stuff played on MTV and the radio is highly influenced by the majors to a point that it is just a product, nothing more.

Speed Racer represents the way that things should be. Giant companies shouldn’t control things like the media in such a way that there are only a few points of view for people to have daily access to. Speed represents the future of everything to come. All it takes is the strong love of something, enough love, to change things for the better. There is way to much control in the world given to too few people.

Watching Speed Racer was a great reminder to me of these truths about our world, and I hope that everyone gets reminded of these things through other facets of creation and art. Not everyone liked Speed Racer, but that does not mean it’s message is not for everyone. Look deeper into your art and find these meanings, they are more common than you may think.

My “Speed Racer” Review

May 12, 2008

4 out of 5

The original Speed Racer TV show aired in 1967 which was two decades before I was even born. The show did have lasting popularity throughout the years of my childhood, but I, for some reason, never caught it. However, when I saw the first photos of the Mach 5 from the feature film I was suddenly pumped for it. Ever since I was a kid I had a love for NASCAR and any movies involving fast cars or racing. Not only is Speed Racer full of auto racing, it is also set in a futuristic world with cars full of gadgets and weapons reminiscent of a James Bond Aston Martin.

Plot Synopsis from IMDB: Hurtling down the track, careening around, over and through the competition, Speed Racer is a natural behind the wheel. Born to race cars, Speed is aggressive, instinctive and, most of all, fearless. His only real competition is the memory of the brother he idolized-the legendary Rex Racer – whose death in a race has left behind a legacy that Speed is driven to fulfill. Speed is loyal to the family racing business, led by his father, Pops Racer, the designer of Speed’s thundering Mach 5. When Speed turns down a lucrative and tempting offer from Royalton Industries, he not only infuriates the company’s maniacal owner but uncovers a terrible secret-some of the biggest races are being fixed by a handful of ruthless moguls who manipulate the top drivers to boost profits. If Speed won’t drive for Royalton, Royalton will see to it that the Mach 5 never crosses another finish line. The only way for Speed to save his family’s business and the sport he loves is to beat Royalton at his own game. With the support of his family and his loyal girlfriend, Trixie, Speed teams with his one-time rival-the mysterious Racer X – to win the race that had taken his brother’s life: the death-defying, cross-country rally known as The Crucible.

The races and racecars were nothing short of unique and amazing. The races were part of the WRL (World Racing League?) and, unlike today’s NASCAR sport, was a mix of incredibly fast races and a battle royale. When the first race started at a track called “Thunderhead” I became hooked immediately. I loved the track and the whole environment. It was like nothing I had ever seen; a winding steel track like a roller coaster suspended in the air. The speed of the cars was amazingly shown and the adrenaline rush was visible on Speed’s face. The race ended in my favorite moment in the entire film. The ghost of Rex Racer’s car was visible on the track and Speed was racing it, which ended in an emotional grand finish.

The film followed a very cartoon feel, rightly so, and the actors did a great job of portraying that feel. I found that, while nobody delivered a solid gold performance, all the actors worked in their parts. Emile Hirsch kept Speed as a lovable and strong character at the same time. Matthew Fox pulled off a great Racer X, who when behind the mask is fierce and strong, and when the mask is off let his true self come out as more than a vigilante. John Goodman as Pops was one of my favorite things in the film; he was the large and tough head of Racer Inc who threw out some awesome smackdown wrestling moves when duty called. Susan Sarandon as Mom strangely struck me as hot, always showing off that little bit of cleavage. I also found Christina Ricci to be quite intriguing AND cute as Trixie.

The complaints that I came across included the just over 2 hours running time, the fact this is a kids movie, and the monkey. I didn’t feel the effects of the 2 hour running time and found most of the movie to flow well. The second time I saw it I did notice that the talks could get boring for some, but I, for the most part, enjoyed them. I was a little nervous when I realized this was going to be a kids movie, but I loved being a kid again for this film. I mostly didn’t mind Spritle and Chim Chim, however, there were a couple parts that seemed like they were thrown in when the scene bordered on “adult”.

I enjoyed the movie overall and actually saw it twice. I think the racing is what kept me the most pumped. I rarely will run back to the theaters to see a movie for a second time with such a short time between, and I think that says something about it. The Wachowski’s have a LOT to be proud of in Speed Racer. Regardless of the not-so-good Rotten Tomatoes ratings and overall reaction, they should be pretty happy with the final product. What matters is not the people that didn’t like it, but the people like me who couldn’t wait three days to see it again.

“The Glass Managerie”

May 6, 2008

Last weekend I took part in a small production of “The Glass Managerie” at my school. I did the lights and sound. I have always had an interest in backstage work and still do. When the play “The Glass Managerie” was chosen I had no reaction because I didn’t know what it was. When we did the first read-through I was incredibly bored with it. I even saw the movie but couldn’t watch the whole thing without being bored to death. When it came to the actual performances, I began to finally see it in a new light.

The cast and setting are pretty simple: a mother and her son and daughter live in a small New York City apartment in some early decade. The son, Tom, is the only one with a job and is paying the rent and bills for the apartment that his family lives in. The daughter, Laura, is somewhat crippled and has lived a sheltered and awkward life so far. The mother, Amanda, is an old woman abandoned by her husband and is always on the case of Tom.

That was all I saw in the play: just those three people talking until one night a visitor comes and he just talks a lot and leaves. After repeat viewings and practices I finally saw some great significances in the story, mostly relating to Tom. I also find my mother to be slightly similar to the mother in the play.

Tom was trapped in his situation: he was forced to pay the bills and do so by working in a lousy warehouse. He had no room to move ahead with his dreams or anything. He also couldn’t just abandon his mother and sister, so he chose to be grumpy all the time. The play happens around the point where he finally has had enough and blows up on his mother. While most of the play dragged on, it was the major parts that stuck out to me: Tom was stuck, Laura was even worse off with her shy qualities and low self-esteem, and Amanda was crazy.

Clearly I can’t relate or figure out Amanda in any way. I just find her annoying, but I know there is something deeper there. Laura just doesn’t seem to have anything going for her, and she doesn’t help the issue at all by being shy and whatnot. Tom has the most going for him quality-wise, but is tied down by the responsibility for his family.

What makes me love Tom even more is that the performance by my friend was utterly amazing. Overall I enjoyed it in the production in the end and had fun with my friends. This is a lousy conclusion and I apologize but…

Messed Up Search Items 5/6/08

May 6, 2008

I’m going to start posting these regularly. If you have a wordpress Blog then you will recognize these from the Blog Stats page on the Dashboard. For those who do not, if you have a wordpress blog it shows you different ways people get to your page. One way is different search terms, and some of them are things you wish you never knew people searched for.

If you look at my previous comical entry about pooping, then you will see how some of these led to my page. I can’t wait till tomorrow.

Better Than

May 5, 2008

As school is finishing up and the weather is getting warmer (and Iron Man is in theaters!), thoughts of this summer are looming. 80% of the summer will be spent working, but the other 20% is what’s important. Depending where someone lives, the summer could be the most profitable time to forget about play. Above everything people hope for, they hope this summer will be better than the last.

I can’t tell you much about how last summer went for me, but I know it could have been better. I live practically on the ocean and I hardly went to the beach all summer. That might have been because I don’t have the sexiest chest, just the sexiest nipples. I did a lot of thinking about getting slightly fit enough for the beach, but I guess it’s just not in me to care. After buying a few weights and a bench I realized that.

The thing I want to work on most is my guitar playing. I know for a fact that I am better now than I ever have been, but with more practice, just like everything else, I can be better. I was recently watching a live “White Stripes” DVD and was amazed at Jack White’s playing. It occurred to me that he can play like that probably because he spent days and nights in his garage just playing for hours.

Maybe I’d have more practice time if I got off the internet for a bit…