…and 13 years sober from breast milk.
It is now 11:59 pm and my 20th Birthday is coming to an end….aaand its gone.
In the past few years I have always managed to fuck shit up right before my birthday and have left everyone mad at me just so my mom can force them to show up to a surprise birthday party that NO ONE wants to be at. Oh the memories.
All I can say is that THIS has been the most amazing Birthday I have had in years and It wouldn’t have been so without everyone…you.
It started off like a traditional birthday. My mother waking me up at 7 AM to sing while I grunt and turn away to go back to sleep. Then I got to work and was greeted with many Birthday wishes from the Goodies crew. Only to be one-upped by a balloon in the Ice-Cream side. Only to be one-upped by a note in my locker to look in the other locker and got a donut.
After work I ran over to the party house and was immediately hazed and had markers shoved up my butt…wait that was yesterday. Today I walked in to find a cake with a picture of me doing a form of mating-call-dance-art. I then received a Speed Racer Mach 5 and a Jane Austen Biography with a RACONTEURS CONCERT TICKET INSIDE!! (i will post a video soon explaining the unexplainable Jane Austen Biography)
And thank you to everyone far and near for sending me a Birthday Wish on this facebook wall of mine. I will never forget this. Time to go jerk off with my tears of happiness.
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