Archive for August, 2008

Fast & Furious

August 26, 2008

I know these haven’t been the most popular movies, but I fucking love the first two Fast and The Furious movies. I’m a sucker for car racing films, which is why I was one of three people to love Speed Racer. A new trailer came out for Fast & Furious. I had NO IDEA they were already this far into the process, I had heard about another one but didn’t think they had gotten this far.

I think the trailer looks amazing. I love the whole truck thing. It IS sort of re-hashed from the first film, but at the same time they added a whole new twist to it. You can’t honestly say that it does not look like some awesome car action in there.

Having a bunch of the original cast back seems pretty cool so far. As long as nothing is the same. I love Michelle Rodriguez, you can’t say she’s not hott. And good to see Mia back ( I have no idea what the actresses name is, I know it’s in the preview but she hasn’t been in anything since F&F1). Paul Walker also rocked in the first couple films. Actually that’s overstating it a bit. His persona was overacted a bit, but he had his moments in the first two films.

Vin Diesel has been disappointing lately, to say the least. But I am thrilled to see him back in the role that made him, and the only role that I have liked him in ever (although I should probably get on watching those Riddick movies). So I am pumped. This will be a movie I will see on opening night when it comes out in 2009.

I’ve Missed You, Blog.

August 26, 2008

Wow, I’ve been lazy. I haven’t written in a while and I think I owe it to ALL THE WORLD to write today. Of course, I have been MEANING to write for a while now.

Topics that I wanted to write about over the past two weeks, but never did:

1, The Pepperoni Hot Pockets Recall

My friend, Ian, warned me about this first. I adore my pepperoni Hot Pockets, so I did some research. Apparently some plastic got into the hot pockets on a certain day. I THINK the pack I have in my freezer is safe because the date is different. So I ate mine that same day. I figured, It’s just plastic and not rat poison or something. The worst that could happen is it cuts my mouth, or I swallow it and it rips apart my insides. No big, at least I’m not hungry.

2. Tropic Thunder Review

I have a rule that if I haven’t written the review in the same weekend that the movie was released, I will probably skip the review. So here’s my review: Ben Stiller makes some funny ass films. Tropic Thunder is fucking awesome. Robert Downey Jr. rocks, and I never thought Monks in love could be such a funny thing to watch. I’m sure you all saw it already. WASN’T TOM CRUISE NUTS!?!?!? I also heard about the protests against the movie because of the use of the word retard, and the film that Ben Stiller’s character was in: Simple Jack, whose tagline is “Once, there was a retard.” So I was very very VERY nervous when a woman wheeled in a man on a wheelchair, representing both types of people that were offended. I was like “FUCK I can’t laugh, DON’T laugh.” I laughed.

3. Way of No Way

I will most likely be updating on this regularly. Basically, my friends, Alex and Ian, and I are back on the hard track of our band. We played a lot in High School, and then after that it was very sporadic as everyone was in college/work. But Alex dropped out, and Ian doesn’t want to go to school. So the band life it is. I JUST started at school, so the pressure was on me. But I love the busy lifestyle and I have told them that my school life will not get in the way. I will divulge more on this in it’s own topic soon.

4. ROKU NETFLIX BOX

If you don’t have Netflix (GET IT), then you haven’t heard of this, or you have (that was a pointless sentence). Netflix has a watch instantly feature, along with their DVD mail delivery system. You can go on the PC and watch movies off their website, streamed at great quality all around. But not all of their movies are available for Watch Instantly, but they are working on that. And I don’t hold that against them, streaming is the future of watching movies, and they are the first ones to step in on that. To further that venture, they have released the Roku Netflix Box. I finally got one and HOLY FUCK it is amazing. Not one bad thing has been said about this thing, and rightly so. I set it up and was watching an episode of Dexter in 10 minutes out of the box. The quality is mind boggling. You can go with an ethernet cable OR wireless. One would assume that the wireless feature of streaming a huge movie would be not so fantastic. Fuck that, this thing is JUST as good as DVD’s. The sound is amazing and the video is amazing. I never thought this thing was possible. When I first watched an episode of Dexter, I freaked out for a second because the audio and video somehow got misaligned. I HATE that. But then 15 seconds later, it paused for a split second and it was FIXED by itself. I can’t say enough about this thing. GET ONE.

There you have it. I feel I made up for the past two weeks, sort of. I’m still trying to figure out how to handle this site, content wise, and technical wise. But I am not very educated on the technical side of things, so that may be a while. But if you can read then you should be okay.

My “Pineapple Express” Review

August 9, 2008

4 out of 5

The first trailer for Pineapple Express had left me flabbergasted. I didn’t know what to think. It was two guys, who seemed a lot like the stoner kids that I steered away from in high school, talking about and smoking some pot. I was thinking that either it wasn’t funny in the least, or that it was just blowing(ha ha) right over my head in stoner fashion that I don’t understand. Thank GOD this movie turned out to be SOOO much better than that trailer made me initially think.

The main thing I keep hearing is that this is a comedy for stoners, and only stoners will enjoy it the most. I have to say that, for someone who has never been into smoking pot, I enjoyed this movie just as much as anybody who has smoked themselves dumb. Stoner comedy has become it’s own comedy form thanks to the likes of Cheech and Chong and…any other comedian who smokes pot. Either Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg are geniuses or I like stoner comedy. I like to think the former is true.

The film starts out by giving us Seth Rogan’s character, Dale. Dale is a guy who serves court papers to people. He dresses up in disguises because, unless the person identifies themselves, he can’t give them the papers. A great intro that hardly means anything to the rest of the movie, which is just fine.

Then we meet James Franco’s character, Saul. By far one of my favorite comedic characters ever. The guy just NAILS the unkempt stoner look and comes off very likable in the process. I couldn’t believe that this was the same guy that played Harry Osborn in Spider-Man. The thing I (and probably everyone else) notice about some comedy actors, including Rogan, is that they basically play the same guy in every comedy they do. But seeing the diversity of Franco in Spider-Man, and then Pineapple Express, makes me think this guy is a really good actor. I hope to see more roles from him in major movies.

The action in this movie just blew me away, in more ways than one. First, it was hilarious a lot of the time. Second, it was GOOD action and it was done well. It reminded me so much of Hot Fuzz in the way that both movies were made by people who grew up on action films. They both took their favorite parts of different action movies and rolled them into one. They manage to pay tribute to AND mock a little bit the action, while keeping it FUNNY. Pineapple Express also succeeded where another summer 2008 movie, Get Smart, failed. Get Smart was supposed to be a comedy, so that’s what I was expecting. But what I got was a few snickers and some okay action. Get Smart I think tried too hard on the action, and didn’t try hard enough on the funny. Pineapple Express kept an amazing balance between the two, so much so that they just blend together into the greatest action-comedy I can think of.

The story is brilliant. As seen on the preview: Rogan’s character, Dale, witnesses a murder and then not-so-silently gets away from the scene. But not before being noticed by the murderers. They follow the easy trail by finding the roach (stoner term for a disposed joint…wow I’m so cool and hip) that Dale ditched out the window. They murderer recognizes the weed as being Pineapple Express, and the plot’s genius unfolds.

You absolutely MUST see this film. This movie is incredibly funny and awesome (note to self- create new adjectives to describe greatness of movies). bye bye.

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The Pink Spiders

August 1, 2008

I was doing my daily reading at the Lefsetz Letter and he DEMANDED that I read this article:
Oh What A Mangled Web We Leave

So I did, and I got way more than what I thought it might be.

Before you read what I’m about to write I would suggest you read the article. Be aware that it is a sort of long article and I know how resistant kids are to read a little these days. But come on, step out of that box a little bit, for the future of music’s sake.

It’s an article about the start of The Pink Spiders, and their dealings with the major label world. Never heard of them? Not sure many outside of Nashville have. And not sure that the people in Nashville even like them. One of the first things said in the article is that The Pink Spiders wanted to establish a cool look. That’s where they went wrong, right from the start. Fuck the look, make some good music.

From The Pink Spiders Wikipedia page:

The Pink Spiders are an American Pop Rock band from Nashville, Tennessee, that formed in 2003. The band initially consisted of Matt Friction (guitar and vocals), Jon Decious (bass), and Bob Ferrari (drums).

A while back I saw their music video when I was at a friend’s house, who had MTV on for some background noise. I happened to glance and see this flashy music video called “Little Razorblade” with chicks skating in circles around this boyish looking band called “The Pink Spiders”. I thought the song and video was pretty catchy and appealing for the 12 year old depressed little girl in me.

After some good time playing in shitty basements and in the surrounding Nashville area, they scored a gig that was a private Major-Label-Showcase. This is an excerpt about that gig:

“We played…to a room full of suits who were madly texting on their BlackBerrys the entire time,” says Friction. “After the set, the curtains closed and Jordan Schur [then president of Geffen Records] ran onstage. He was immediately stopped by security but just barreled through them.”

“He was like, ‘I gotta have this band!!!’ with his arms wide open and all that,” says Ferrari, “and we were like, ‘That guy’s cool!’ “

After they finished their set, they moved through the crowd, shaking hands and fielding offers. In a matter of weeks, they had 11 major-label offers on the table. Paulson was in awe—his old friends appeared poised to take over the world.

Here’s an excerpt talking about recording their first record signed with Geffen Records:

They made themselves comfortable quickly in Los Angeles, but they were soon yanked from one coast to the other when the label chose former Cars frontman Ric Ocasek to produce their debut in New York at Electric Lady…But the recording process was stressful—Ocasek would not tolerate drinking in the studio—and the band didn’t take well to New York.

And for the first time, the Spiders found themselves without the production control they had grown accustomed to. When Friction stepped in to try to mix the album, their high-profile mixer, Tom Lord-Alge, wouldn’t let him. “Every time [Matt] had a suggestion, [Lord-Alge] would just point at the wall of platinum and gold records. He wouldn’t even talk,” says Ferrari.

“In hindsight, [Ocasek's mix] may have been better, but it wasn’t really thick or big, which was what the label wanted,” Decious says. “They were like, ‘It has to sound like a Blink-182 record.’ “

Okay, let’s pretend for a minute that these guys actually had a shot at “making it”. Basically, they fucked up from that very first show for all the “men in suits” as they called them. Why were they playing for men in suits? Those aren’t the people, those aren’t the fans, they are simply “men in suits” hoping to cash in.

Next mistake, they probably didn’t read the record contracts very thoroughly, bands get complete creative control all the time, and that includes mixing and producing. That’s their own fault for getting some asshole producer and asshole mixer and having no control. If you have the biggest of labels interested in you, but not one of them wants to give you complete creative control, then you need to say “fuck them we will stick to basements and what WE want to do for OUR fans”. Being a Blink-182 fan I loved the reference, of COURSE they want your records to sound awesome like a Blink record. But do you know WHY the Blink record sounds so damn good? Because they didn’t let the label tell them what to do, they had control of all their own shit.

The article talks about how the band wanted a different song for their first single, but the label insisted on Little Razorblade, a song that the band didn’t seem to like in the first place. The band also had a huge problem with the release date of their album. Decious dishes:

“We were on TRL in April[2006], and the fuckin’ record comes out in August[2006], so this song’s being played on the radio like a motherfucker,” says Decious, “and there was no product. You couldn’t go anywhere and get it…. We did the whole fucking Warped Tour with a single and no product…. We’d sell some copies of Hot Pink, but we kept thinking we were gonna have Teenage Graffiti, but…do you sell this album with all these [original recordings of the] songs on it? It’s gonna confuse people.”

That was 2006, two years ago. Had this band never heard of the internet? This is one of millions of reasons to not rely on a major label. This band had the album finished and recorded but had to, scratch that, CHOSE TO wait 4 months for a piece of plastic to get shelved. Here’s a new plan for a new millenium: FINISH THE ALBUM AND THEN THROW IT ON YOUR WEBSITE THE NEXT DAY. If the kids want the piece of plastic that spins and they want the pretty booklet then they can wait 4 months for that. But give them the music immediately. Yes, for free. Because if you haven’t heard already, the shows, t-shirts, etc. are the product and the music is the promotion. The music is ONE HELL OF A promotion, because it’s more than that and it deserves a better name, duh…MUSIC.

Here’s my favorite part of the article that shows just how smart these guys are:

“It was funny, ’cause [the Motorola reps] were like, ‘We can’t get any bands to hold the gear.’ And we were like, ‘Well, fuck, we’ll do it. We don’t care,’ ” says Ferrari. “We wanted to be nothing like any other band. Every other band is like, ‘We’re not gonna hold the phone,’ and we were like, ‘Fuck it. I’ll drink Coke. I like Pepsi better, but I’ll say I like Coke better if they’re gonna give me a check.’ Why not? [The production company people] were like, ‘Well, you’re not gonna be one of those bands that just, like, wants their integrity, and all this bullshit’…. And we were like, ‘No, no, no, no, no!’ “

Here’s a tip: YES, YOU WANT TO BE A BAND THAT WANTS THEIR INTEGRITY. First, saying you’ll hold the Motorola or drink the Coke is NOT different. Bands do it all the time and most of the time those bands suck. Second, what differentiates you from the other bands should be the music and NOT what you do or what you say or what you look like.

For whatever the reasons may be two of the Pink Spiders members, Jon Decious and Bob Ferrari, quit the band in June 2008. They joined a band called Dixie Whiskey. I hope the best for them because hopefully the realized the insanity of all the shit that happened with their previous band.

The Pink Spiders still exist under the lead singer and guitarist, Matt Friction. They have a new lineup that isn’t worth taking up more space to type.

The moral of the story is do NOT do what these guys did. It’s that plain and simple. Start a band. Make good music. Get fans of your music. Play for them. Respect them. Understand them. The “men in suits” are not your fans. The press are not your fans.

Now that I’ve talked all this shit, it’s time to get my shit off the ground already.

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