I Hope You Have A Nice Day

By Ryan

Christmas is coming and millions of people in the U.S. will smile and say “I LOVE IT!” to absolutely dreadful gifts that they absolutely hate. Save your money. Make something, and do it for the few. Put some work into something, and you will find much more realistic expression of human emotion and gratitude.

People talk to each other every day, and 50% of those conversations are bullshit.

In Bullshit Conversation:

There is always something that one person wants to say to another, but doesn’t. There is always something that one person did, and doesn’t want the other person to know. There are things that each person hates about the other, and they will never share that.

One person talks just to talk and keep pretending things are comfortable, and the other person smiles and nods and thinks to themselves, “What a cockbag”.

A day in the life of a regular bullshitter:
You walk to your car and wave hello to your friendly neighbor. Then you think, “That guy is a real prick.” You stop at the store and smile at your clerk, and say, “Have a nice day!”, then you walk away and think, “God, she was ugly.” You go to work and wish each and every customer a great day. Then you turn to your co-workers and say “Did you see how FAT she was?”. You leave work, not before picking up your paycheck and saying “Thank you” to your boss. You walk out the door and think, “You old greedy bastard.” You drive over to your friendly neighbors house and fuck his wife. Then you go home and welcome your wife with a kiss and an “I Love You.”

50% of everyday conversation is bullshit. 75% of people are full of shit.

I had a great, wide-open, honest and fulfilling conversation the other day. That’s all I could ask for.

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